Roadkill Eddie is Delphida’s cousin and Pistachio’s manager. He was the best WWP fighter of all time in his younger days, but came down with the Chagas Disease and had to slow down considerably. He began exhibiting thanatosis uncontrollably in the ring, which was pretty embarrassing and nearly ended his career, since woolly wrestlers vigorously train “possum” OUT of their routines. Fortunately, he’s seen great success as a manager. He and Pistachio are superstars of the Woolly Wrestling Passel at the moment.