Hans Nibbler
If you see Hans Nibbler on the street, don’t think, just run. He should never be out of the Havenburrow Critter Ward for the Criminally Insane. He has escaped twice before, so stay vigilant when on the South Side of…
Category Opossum
The Awesome Possums
This tag team can only have one name. The Awesome Possums are some of the best fighters in the WWP. Bad Dog, Bully Bam, and Howling Beagle are dead set on defeating Pistachio Libre this year. All bets are on…
Roadkill Eddie
Roadkill Eddie is Delphida’s cousin and Pistachio’s manager. He was the best WWP fighter of all time in his younger days, but came down with the Chagas Disease and had to slow down considerably. He began exhibiting thanatosis uncontrollably in…
Pistachio Libre
Say hello to Pistachio Libre. He’s one of Havenburrow’s most adored Woolly Wrestlers. Pistachio is a tough nut to crack, and he is on a winning streak at the moment. So much so that he’s caught the eye of Jilly…
Isabelle Fervidas
Delphida’s daughter. She is highly protected by her mother who hopes she will take on the family business when she comes of age. Isabelle is unsure of her desires at the moment. She’s trying to finish school despite her sordid…
Jilly Anne van Nauticus
Theresa’s friend and confidant. She’s a very pretty jill, known for her extremely convincing “possom,” which she uses to rob unsuspecting potential mates. One moment she’s dead and you’ve given up, the next, she’s disappeared with your wallet.
Theresa Derbiana
Theresa is a rabble-rouser who is vying for Delphida’s position as leader of the Oposstates Gang. One day soon Delphida will be too old to maintain her power. Theresa plans to strike when the time is right.
Delphida Fervidas, Queen of the Oposstates Gang
Delphida Fervidas is the Queen of the Oposstates. Her influence on the gang has seen a rise in prominent female members. The jills tend to take care of gang business while most of the jacks engage in wrestling for show.…
